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Four Signs Election Day 2024 is the Apocalypse
And behold, a rider sat on a pale horse, and with him was an election year.
Sign One:
Cocaine in the White House
The Secret Service has closed its investigation into who left cocaine somewhere within a restricted area of the White House — news reports have differed — without identifying a suspect. Republicans on Capitol Hill and conservative media outlets are having a field day over the breach into what is — presumably — one of the most secure and/or surveilled residences in the world.
But just like the Mysterious Case of the Supreme Court Dobbs Leaker, the world may never know who was responsible. While certain Supreme Court Justices may have their suspicions as to who leaked the Dobbs opinion — and they do — and while the suspect pool, in that case, is particularly small — this failure to provide answers and accountability will rankle conservatives in the months to come.
Judging from the comments section and social media reactions to the news, not everyone is convinced and the cocaine incident is sure to come up again and again as conspiracy theorists and internet detectives conduct their own “investigations”.